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When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
(Source: retardedwhisperer)
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TEACHER : imagine ur a millionaire. write your life history..
(1 boy didn’t write)
TEACHER : why are you not writing?
BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
